Monday, July 6, 2009

Nashville Post 1- Canine Obsession

Citing one: Annie Elizabeth has been seen on numerous occasion soothing one lab/pit bull mix named Clutch. At times of peak k-9 energy Annie was able to soothe this animal into complete and utter relaxation. Some say she soothing, others say she is hypnotizing. We say she is the dog whisperer.
Citing Two: Samuel Richard, who recently turned 4 1/2 on July 3rd, had been accused of making clutch "play dead" at 4:00 on a Thursday afternoon. When later asked about his involvement in the "playing dead" case, he denied any knowledge of the incident. His Alibi- he was playing with the pink castle minding his own business.

Citing Three: Tom, aka Mr Tom, currently residing on the east coast was seen at 7pm on Friday evening whispering "sweet nothings" into Clutch's ears. Tom willingly admitted to falling "deeply" over this beautiful blond animal, but would not admit to currently being involved with a woman named George.


Citing Four: After hours and hours of hard work at constructing a fort of blankets and toys, a warning had been hand-written to a k-9 trespasser. Not to any dog, but to one. When no eyes were looking (and no security cameras in place) one Clutch John was found sneaking into the Pink Bug Fort and even dared to put his head in. After hours of being pet, whispered to and loved, the dog could not help but risk the danger just for the sake of curiosity.
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1 comment:

  1. I love it! We miss you guys already! Life is more fun with the Flory family!

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